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edward w pritchard

career board

Energetic loner capable of working for sustained periods without supervision. Be a Barnacle.

Barnacles are the last individuals. You will be in charge of an entire NCCVB underwater facility off the coast of New Jersey, a 200 million dollar facility.

At NCCVB we promote from within and due to recent promotions we have a rare opening.

Job description
manage and watch 25,000 or more urns in an underwater facility, previously called graveyards or mortuaries. Urns contain the deceased and require infrequent but necessary maintenance. Barnacles are "old salts". You will an spend 18 month shift sealed in our state of the art facility. [You will be the only person there]. After the shift 1 month paid vacation off site is given. Each future shift of twenty four months results in one extra month vacation per shift served.

requirements
MBA business or computer science, previous background in negotiation highly desirable, bi-lingual in Spanish a plus, must have recent employment in undersea work

Background, credit score screening and proper attitude toward corporate America

This is a temporary assignment, no benefits, must provide own sustenence during shift

compensation
draw- 9.00 per hour times eight hours per day guaranteed