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Sunday, May 25, 2014

keno's secret strategies to pick your numbers/ part 2

keno's secret strategies to pick your numbers/ part 2

fiction
Edward w Pritchard


The secret of happiness, enjoyable life and living without stress has been revealed to me from an unusual source.

Those of you who follow my writings know that my ultimate fantasy girl is the red head Miss Ford who is mentioned in the story posted below and elsewhere in my writings as the Teacher endowed by God with memorable proportions.

Upon reflection of Miss Ford's strategies for picking winning Keno numbers by using random numbers I have deduced the secret of happiness in life. --Have no preference when it comes to outcomes in everything that happens to you is the secret to enjoyable life, happiness and living without stress. --

Barry the guy at the Paterno club sports bar there on Springfield Lake when he heard of my latest Epiphany said I had reinvented Zen Buddhism. He said it was " make the smallest distinction and heaven and earth are set infinitely apart."

I don't know about Zen or that stuff but by not having a preference to which nine numbers I picked at Keno; I won five hundred bucks at the casino the other day and it made me real happy.

I am working now on transferring this no preference system I rediscovered to every area of my life. Love or hate a woman, -Whatever-. How about Jesus, -either way-. Chicken or fish for lunch, -anything but tofu-. As you can see I have some work to do but -I am now finally on the path.-

Here's what I wrote before about picking random numbers. Miss Ford's system mentioned below. Read it but if you decide to investigate this Zen Buddhism stuff of having no preference, of either or with no preferences; be advised- it can be pretty confusing. My advice,  Try this- not that-, -don't think, feel with the heart.- But you already know that, as George Harrison used to say sometimes -" you don't need no guru, you don't need no teacher.- Namaste

what I wrote before/ without edits

keno's secret strategies to pick your numbers

fiction
Edward w Pritchard

Miss Ford the teacher was sitting alone at the sports bar in Uniontown stretching her arms behind her back to attract attention when I received her message and decided to investigate. I had been eating my chicken strips dinner alone playing Ohio lottery keno when I noticed her and decided to share her with my Keno card. I invited her to pick seven and then nine lucky numbers between 1 and eighty with me and bought her second glass of California red Syrah wine.

When I was twelve my Uncle Gino had always told me that if you were first with a new woman to always agree with everything she said. I was having trouble agreeing with Miss Ford's philosophy concerning her strategy for picking the seven Keno numbers we needed to fill out her Keno card. Once she understood the basic rules of Keno she had definite opinions concerning how to pick seven or nine numbers for the Ohio Lottery drawing every three minutes in Keno.

Miss Ford was a very pretty red head so I listened patiently to her theories concerning number patterns, time duration, and random sequences. It was all quite confusing. Since she taught math occasionally over at the High School I figured she knew some things I didn't.

Anyway we didn't have much luck at Keno that Friday night at the sports Bar and I never called Miss Ford the very pretty teacher.

Concerning Keno I have decided to eat my dinners alone over at the Sports Bar and not mix business with pleasure when I am picking nine secret numbers special only to me; like my ex wife's birthday or my baseball batting average in my second year in little league.


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