why does my laptop computer gnash, snarl and grind it's gears and teeth in pain?

why does my laptop computer gnash, snarl and grind it's gears and teeth in pain?

fiction
Edward w Pritchard





American Job numbers are released Friday morning:


The boys and now girls working at the twelve regional Federal reserves have been creating white papers trying to figure out where all the quality American jobs have gone. The number of jobs lost since 2008 recession is finally stabilizing and that's good but the quality of new jobs created is poor.

Tomorrow morning the employment numbers manufactured, created and released by our government should finally prove that in terms of jobs creations and losses we are finally back to about even. Federal reserve employees want to know why and what it means.

Modern American jobs have less security than they should and workers suffer a secret anxiety that the job that supports the life style of themselves and their loved ones is a sham. Our jobs won't stick by us in the next recession. Us workers don't have long term careers anymore.

Many of the benefits that accrue to the American economy today are the residual accumulations from older worker's pensions, savings and social security benefits from good times past. Times that are now gone because current workers in aggregate don't have secure quality jobs in America these days. What happens when the next recession strikes and older retired folks pull in their horns and hunker down?

We have a European style economy here in America now a days. Every one has to scramble and be nimble to survive. Part time work sustains us, sort of; we live from paycheck to paycheck and a little red wine keeps us going. We live just like the Italians or Portuguese we saw on television use to.

Where are the people who use to raise goats in European villages? How about the artisans in Italy who hand painted plates to sell to rich American tourists?

It's crucial that we understand where American quality jobs have gone and we may find a clue in where the traditional jobs of European goat herders and hand painters of fine plate art in Italy have vanished to.

The boys and now girls working here in America at the St Louis Federal Reserve are busy fully employed and accumulating fine pensions for later to find out how the American economy has changed. Maybe some workers at the regional federal reserves might look at what happened to traditional jobs in Europe.

Once government employees at the regional federal reserves find out the connection between vanishing American jobs and changes to traditional jobs in Europe maybe they can let us know. They will have to tell someone soon who writes part time articles on yahoo finance to post the information, then we will all know; What has happened to good jobs in America?

Why does my laptop computer gnash, snarl and grind it's gears and teeth in pain when I write about vanishing quality jobs in the private sector in America?

My computer is upset because it's tired of everyone blaming technology and computers for eliminating quality jobs in America.

My laptop suggests that too much government regulation interferes with the job creation process by sending false signals to workers and employers in the private sector. My computer suggests we look on the internet to find out why.

My computer also suggests that job seekers work in either Government or if you can't find a government job maybe the software business.

My laptop also suggests that American's might not want to major in Journalism and learn to think and write clearly concerning cause and effect in subjects such as American job birth and deaths and the relationship between the American economy of today and the traditional European village business model.

My laptop computer suggests that instead of majoring in Journalism and accumulating a ton of student loan debt that a would be job seeker learn to write convoluted articles like this one for yahoo finance and post it whenever the job numbers are about to come out the next morning under the come on title of " why does my laptop computer gnash, snarl and grind it's gears and teeth in pain?"

Hey writing cheesy articles like this is a living, part time, no benefits but sort of a job.
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