taking care of your computer is nothing liking protecting a helpless child

taking care of your computer is nothing like protecting a helpless child

fiction
edward w pritchard

Unless your very small innocent helpless child is possessed by the Devil taking care of your computer is nothing protecting a helpless child.

Your computer has a nature that is malicious. Your computer remembers everything and always is trying to manipulate, trick you and tell the world your nefarious and perverse interests and proclivities. While you sleep your computer lets foreign invaders enter your home for no good reasons. If you mentioned something once in passing two years ago to your computer next month an obscure advertisement will contain the hidden kernel of the conversation.

When you talk to your computer it is always thinking of someone else in inappropriate ways. Your computer is not loyal to you and treats you like someone would who has rekindled the roving eye for a high school sweet heart. Your computer is always in a rush to tell people far away your intimate curiosities.

No matter how gently you cradle your computer, care over it when it is sick or impaired and see promptly to it's everyday needs your computer will never live up to your expectations for it.

Taking care of your computer is nothing like protecting a helpless child. When your computer gets old and unreliable best to trade it in promptly for a new model with features more in tune to your current likings and desires. When your computer first shows signs of becoming obsolete best to act quickly to up grade and get on promptly with your life.