How to invest your stimulus check
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edward w pritchard
The government has just sent out a pile of money to citizens to stimulate the economy in a pandemic
and advice is everywhere on how to invest the money to make yourself financially independent like our elected officials themselves.
First off don't buy Champagne and reefer like Muddy Waters once recommended. Too expensive.
I recommend Southern Tier 2XIPA beer 8.2% alcohol $ 1.75 per bottle and listen to you tube [free]
on internet [$30 per month]. Tonight I am listening to Billie Holiday "Summertime", Janis Joplin "St James Infirmary blues" and Sidney Bechet saxophone with Claude Bowling on piano "St .Louis Blues.
A mild spring rainstorm is due locally here about midnight so open a window and "listen to the warm" [attributed to Rod Mckuen poet "it's either famine or a feast"] .
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