The crazy horse saloon girls were not being upstaged by Carmen Electra

The crazy horse saloon girls were not being upstaged by Carmen Electra

fiction
edward w pritchard

It seems the French Government has taken offense to two of my recent fiction articles. Fiction or no they apparently feel this writer has insulted the salaciously desirable crazy horse saloon dancing mademoiselles and separately this writer has allegedly insinuated that the French nation could not wage war in Libya without assistance from two English speaking countries, namely Britain and America. To add some teeth to their threats the French Government has threatened said author through the same New York law firm, who will not be named, that previously coerced this author into a retraction and apology concerning the noble woodchucks of America.

Therefore: consider this written below an appeasement toward the two French plaintiffs mentioned above.

The author has learned and retained more about Egyptian history from watching the Crazy horse dancers of Paris perform their Egyptian dance routine than he previously learned in two years of intense book learning study at University as a young man. Further more author finds the dance routine memorable in a provocative but artistic way.

Concerning the French army, author thinks that if the French Army can march in formation with anything near the authenticity and concentration that the dozen crazy horse dancing saloon girls display, then the French army should be successful without need of English speaking allies. Author also very much enjoys the Russian style hats and boots the young mademoiselles wear in their close order drill. Lastly author will long remember the crazy horse girls missing uniform items, in fact that's the best part.
This is an apology not a retraction. Viva la France