left wondering, time for a woman President

left wondering, time for a woman President

fiction
Edward w Pritchard

When a woman is finally elected President in Charge of our Country sometimes out of the blue she will get everyone in the White House involved in some deep cleaning with buckets and bleach or an extended remodeling  project. None of the other world leaders will understand her and the only constant about our first very ambitious woman President will be she always negotiates based on her own interest not Platonic Truth or the Kantian Categorical Imperatives.

When a woman is finally in charge of the White House two large rooms will be required to keep all the boxes of love letters and memoires from her secret admirers. Ten Supreme court cases will be required to decide who can see her emails or look inside her purse or at her secret schedule showing her comings and goings.

When a woman is finally in charge of the White House most policy will concern Domestic Issues but as Madame President gets older that may change. Depending on the Time of the Month she may become unpredictable in general reason unknown.

When a Woman becomes President of our County a lot of things will definitely be for the better. Occasionally the secret service however will be in a panic because they can't locate Mrs. President who has grabbed an old green lawn chair and is sitting out on the White House Lawn reading a Cosmo.

When a woman becomes President she will need a little extra time between crisis's and affairs of State to tidy up her make up or talk in whispers to her sister on the phone.

After a Woman runs the country leaves office some of us will be left wondering but in general things will be for the better and certainly will be a lot better than when our President was a man.