no sense of humor?

no sense of humor?

fiction
Edward w Pritchard

From time to time author is criticized by one of his few readers.

Today we address a recent critique that author has no sense of Humor. For now we will ignore the second criticism from same reader that author's individual stories each contain more styles in conglomerate than an Amish patchwork quilt being sold at a Charity bazaar.

To the first criticism that author has no sense of humor said story, an attempt at humor, is reposted:

jack the ripper totally ripped off and off the record

This is not part of Come Jack, Poor Jack  parts 1 through 14

fiction
edward w pritchard

The premise- Jack the Ripper has agreed to talk on this blog with your author about his brutal crimes committed in 1888 in White Chapel of London England; however Jack the Ripper has become upset with Author's lack of readers.  In an effort to create more readership new ideas are being bantered about that will gain readership and popularity for the interviews with the notorious Jack the Ripper.

Author- Ok, I am not sure but here's the first idea: Jack the Ripper and Gandhi the famous pacifist of India will travel the world in endless summers part 5 and share their adventures with the readers of this blog; chasing girls, wise cracking and searching for the ephemeral endless perfect wave. Of course confrontation and strife will occur because of differences in philosophy between the two Brits. In the end they will be reconciled and Jack's murderous ways and slashing and cutting of unlucky middle aged women along the way will be forgiven by Gandhi. The movie ends with sunset and soft surfer music as the guys paddle out for one last ride toward the sandy beach somewhere in Africa.

Author- Second idea to promote readership for the interviews with Jack the Ripper; Dual survival- Jack the Ripper and Queen Victoria will be flown to The Mountains of Montana in winter in the American West. It will be bitterly cold and there will be a basic tension between the couple because of Jack's notorious reputation as a mass murdered. Queen Victoria will be a good sport however and in the end they will successfully conquer their hostile environment.

Author- third idea to promote readership for the Jack the Ripper interviews on this blog. Jack the Ripper will live on Radio review contemporary American Porno movies recently released. Concentrating on S&[and];M movies. Listeners will call in and participate in lively banner with the famous celebrity. There will be an underlying tension between host and audience because Jack the Ripper will come off as somewhat quaint and Victorian, a little square and old fashion regarding the subject matter. In the end however, the show will be amusing to the passive listener as Jack evolves and masters his new assignment and the material.

Author- what do you think?

Jack the ripper- well, so so I guess

Author- How about Jack the Ripper the musical comedy, based loosely on  Shakespeare's  Merchant of Venice; the upper class Jack the Ripper will be outwitted time after time by aging Prostitutes who are working class members of White Chapel. An underlying Marxist theme will be present but the focus will be on fast paced comedy and lively music. Many jokes will center on the dictum that no blood will be shed and the drooping limp knife blade of Jack the Ripper which will leave the audience in stitches.
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