Kentucky derby day 2011

Kentucky derby day 2011

fiction of
edward w pritchard

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To Press Corps

A brief delay will occur in the race this year. The Kentucky derby attracts more up scale viewers and followers than any other event in it's class.

Advertising have long acknowledged the importance of targeted product placement during Kentucky derby week. Interested sponsors are urged to contact Jill Bevenson of the Kentucky department of product placement and taxation.

Moderate weather, good home cooked food and beautiful scenery greet the visitor to Kentucky: either for business, pleasure or that dream retirement. Interested parties should contact one of Kentucky's many economic and tourism departments.

Race fans, horse prices have bottomed following the upheaval in the American economy and are trending upward. It's an excellent time to invest in America's premier breeding stock or just a pet for a beloved offspring. Many of the strongest contenders in this years race brood here in the rolling greens of Kentucky.

Gamblers windows will remain open up till race time. Off track betting available, but nothing beats live racing. We welcome our new friends from Dubai. Kentucky supports Wall Street's -Gamble Responsibly- our future depends on it.

This years race will be delayed one week. Fear not all pavilions will remain open and barbecue is calling. Coors beer is free on the infield.
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see also may 1st 2010, same author, same blog
kentucky derby day- a sad look at romance