Male scientists speculate the Moon has two faces

Male scientists speculate the Moon has two faces

fiction
edward w pritchard

The Moon has two faces Male Scientists speculate
I knew it all along
It's caused by a collision, our original Moon and a smaller one
the collision was a long time ago, called the big splat
the smaller Moon keeps out of sight most of the time, the smaller moon is a she
she hides behind the back of our original moon, our original moon is a he.
Once a month she visits Earth for a while
wrecks a little havoc, shakes things up a bit
for years and years the smaller moon only shows itself once per month visiting the women here,
but our Moon is imprinted with the face from the collision with that smaller female Moon
so now our Moon has two faces
try as he might our original moon can't shake itself from the influence of the collision with that smaller  Moon
down here on earth you can't see the face in the sky of the smaller Moon, it's always hidden
but Men if you have a female partner
once per month she changes a little
and the face of that smaller moon is revealed
or maybe those male scientists were personifying their own female partner's actions
onto the face of the fickle old Moon