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Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Lebron James; all rich and famous celebrities know each other you know

Lebron James; all rich and famous celebrities know each other you know

fiction
Edward w Pritchard

All rich and famous celebrities know each other you know. That's why it shouldn't surprise to hear that when I visited the sprawling mansion of Lebron James, only a dozen miles West of the crumbling home on Hickory street where Lebron grew up , two celebrities besides Lebron were visiting his house. Two house guests were quartered at Lebron's mansion in Bath, Ohio.

Lebron had allowed Hugh Hefner and a hologram of deceased Elvis Presley extended visit at his mansion. Since LeBron was living in Miami on business for the season he allowed Hugh Hefner to practice his lifestyle in the Akron, Ohio area and LeBron allowed the avatar hologram of the young Elvis Presley to roam the mansion and patronize his fine kitchens.

Hugh Hefner is a creature of habit. Classic Movie night Tuesday, nostalgia Wednesday, three-some colonial dress Thursday lunch hour and every morning business records review in his favorite robe are the routines that motivate Hugh to face each morning anew. Don't talk in movies, don't call the girls bunnies or gals, don't whistle on the premises and don't bring back one of the house vehicles low on gas after you have driven to the grocery store to bring back supplies. Hugh likes to patronize the West Point market over in Fairlawn. Never walk into Hugh's bedroom without knocking first; it's shocking what you might find. One can only imagine.

Elvis jumps from activity to activity trying to find purpose in his life. He is not really alive but his hologram is interesting to be around and damn he is a nice looking young man. Elvis really doesn't break out in singing like in his road movies. He does like to talk about Vegas through. Don't mention Anne Margaret. Don't talk about personal things at all, like Elvis' unusual dietary habits.

I had an interesting conversation once with Elvis about his philosophy of charity compared with Lebron's. I guess what I like most about Lebron James is that he is always helping the unfortunate. It makes me proud that we are both from Akron, Ohio. Akron's not a memorable or beautiful place but there are some good people from there, like myself and Lebron James.   

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