if good old Jesus came back tomorrow

if good old Jesus came back tomorrow

fiction
edward w pritchard

If good old Jesus came back tomorrow the detectives union wouldn't like it. Jesus could follow a suspect and be able to tell where the suspect had walked by the impression his shoes left no matter where he went. That's without using DNA evidence just footprints and he could pick them out on the most crowded street.

If good old Jesus came back tomorrow the psychological association would protest. Jesus could look at someone and see their whole life in just a glance. He could talk to them and straighten them out without medications.

If good old Jesus came back tomorrow the Poker players wouldn't like it. He could see your hand in your eyes, and no matter how dark the shades he could see your eyes. If you tried to just peek once at your cards he would know what you were drawing for even if he was passing popcorn to the player to his left.

If good old Jesus came back tomorrow the credit card companies wouldn't mind. They would just charge him the statutory highest rate. Missing years in his life between 12 and 33 they say.

If good old Jesus came back tomorrow I would take him out to Red Lobster and let him order whatever he wanted, my treat and then introduce him to my friends. That wouldn't take long but after that it's up to him to get his message out.

If good old Jesus came back tomorrow I bet he would be very busy and that's just around here, where I live.
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