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Sunday, November 21, 2010

Alexander the great receives a restraining order

Alexander the great receives a restraining order

fiction
edward w pritchard

The most successful human to date was the Macedonian General Alexander the Great. However he took reckless chances in battle, wore a plumed colored hat to flaunt military convention, and charged directly at King of Kings and commander in chief Darius, of Persia.

What if Alexander the Great had been deemed too short, too gay, and too suicidal to lead the troops to India? In that case Darius the Great would have been the greatest human and Ahura Mazdah would have been proclaimed dead in the last century.

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