donald trump update
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edward w pritchard
Mr Trump, my you certainly do keep busy. Even in my most large delusions I can't keep up with your day to day life.
I hope things go well for you, as I always respect our ex presidents but I am confused and a little worried by your latest predictament.
Here's what I originally wrote you when you first became our President:
PS maybe the FBI would backoff if you would negotiate a pause with Mr Putin to his war in the Ukraine, at the very least it would take your mind off your own problems.
New President Trump's welcome letter from a citizen
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edward w pritchard
Congratulations on your election in becoming our Country's new President. We wish you continued good health and continued success in your new assignment.
Tonight new President Trump consider all the light, heat and energy produced and consumed by all of the magnificent Properties throughout the World you own and manage. Additionally consider all of your employees and their families you have paternalistic-ally been responsible for as their employer over the last forty years of your life and the how you indirectly created the security that allowed your employees to thrive. Soon, President Trump you will be responsible in a similar way for the safety, security and to some extent welfare of over three hundred million Americans and indirectly as leader of the premier nation economically on Earth of the remainder of the six billion plus citizens of our planet. It is an awesome responsibility you have assumed.
New President Trump as you successfully manage the challenges and responsibilities of your new assignment and your Power grows exponentially as the one of the World's most important citizen's remember the Power of all the light, heat and energy produced and consumed by the trillions of stars and billions of galaxies across the vast and timeless universe and may you recognize our place in it all.
your humble follower
myself
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