the devil lives in my email search engine/part 3

the devil lives in my email search engine/part 3

fiction
edward w pritchard

I am sick and tired of my emails being scrutinized by my email provider"s search engine for advertising opportunities against me.

For revenge of sorts I have sent the following email to confuse the cloudy artificial intelligence mechanistic voyeur that is so curious about me:

" Necrophiliac activities aside, I have lobbed malokaff cocktails at Grandmother's memory over at the Fairy Queen ice cream restaurant.

True to form, a message from search engine read:

"Milk can help you lose weight, click here for new studies on vitamin D and popularity"

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