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Thursday, December 23, 2010

Ginger achieves fame and fortune/ a porno tale

Ginger achieves fame and fortune/ a porno tale

another irreverent and somewhat perverse story, read on with caution

fiction
edward w pritchard

an existential dilemma

Two days after Christmas all the presents had been opened, returns and exchanges completed, and a tired sadness filled the mall where Ginger worked part-time. It was after work for Ginger and she was slowly heading toward her car, far out in the employees section of the parking lot. As Ginger exited the mall, one final red charity kettle hung by three gold painted chains from a three legged stand. A diminutive but authentic looking Santa was ringing a bell and heartily smiled at a tired Ginger as she walked past. Out of instinct, Ginger dropped a few coins from her pocket into the kettle, the coins falling in with a crisp clink.

Santa held out a small but powerful left hand and firmly squeezed Ginger's left hand and told her to make a wish. Surprised forty year old Ginger asked for fame and fortune.

The next morning when she applied her make-up Ginger noticed that two gold coins now were firmly permanently affixed to her breasts. The coins were double eagle twenty dollar gold pieces dated 1891 and across the front; one coin was labeled fame and the other fortune. The coins were regal and splendid looking and enhanced the appearance of her attractive breasts.

Bewildered Ginger laid back down for twenty minutes hoping the incident just a bad dream. Alas, on waking Ginger found it was no dream and began to deal with the repercussions from the new additions to her body.

end part 1

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