things we don't know about Greenland
fiction
edward w pritchard
Fact. Greenland is not routinely covered by the American news media. The average American knows little about Greenland and the politicians of Greenland seldom comment on the folly of Americans.
There are few roads in Greenland and there are no direct flights from Greenland to locations West of the Mississippi river.
I have never received a personal letter from Greenland nor a solicitation from an insurance company
endorsed celebrity from Greenland. It's unlikely that I will need to call anyone in Greenland this year.
My neighbors report they have never heard the American President praise or chastise Greenland, it's
people, celebrities or economy.
Greenland is a large Island place and does not have a major league baseball team just yet.
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