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Wednesday, October 2, 2013

what's wrong with everything

What's wrong with everything?

repost/ edits

No one wears a suit to work anymore

fiction
edward w pritchard

No one wears a suit to work anymore and the country's gone to hell because of it.

Must be because of all the women who entered the work force. Still they did look good in their little pink powersuits. Now that Women have all the good secure jobs wages keep plunging.

Maybe the Country's gone to hell because the students don't dress properly for school. Children today don't respect their elders and don't understand they have to suffer and prepare if they are going to make it in life latter.

Old men don't lead anymore. Heck they don't even play golf much, at least not in appropriate numbers to keep the golf courses in business. Old men just go to the gym and sit on the machines to rest.

No one wears a suit to church anymore, in fact no goes to church anymore it's too crowded at all the Churches,[attributed in modern times to Mr. Berra] maybe that's why the country's gone to hell.

I wonder do people still get a new suit to get buried in That would help, then people could work at the mall again.

No one wears a suit to work anymore because all business is done on the internet. You buy your insurance on the internet and don't need an agent so he won't be at the mall or church , and we buy our books on the internet , skip that the internet tells us what to read

No one wears a suit to work anymore, where does everyone work anyway?

Media isn't honest with us, cable's too expensive and there's nothing to watch on TV anyway, and magazines are full of stories about young people inventing sex for the first time, it's quite a scandal- don't tell our great grand father-.

No one wears a suit to work anymore, maybe I'll wear a suit to work today, skip that I am too fat to fit into a suit, I am too old to work; maybe I'll go to the gym and sit on the exercise machines.
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